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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

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officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

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"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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Happy 1st of September!

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cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

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yoursminesours:

WHAT HAVE I DONE

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